16 June 2017

Someone I met is Fedex driver.

Well, in the day time. He's a Lyft driver at night. He shared that Fedex has a hard time finding drivers with clean driving records... So if you get a ticket, you have to let Fedex know right away and they'll "take care of it."

Case being that he was smart with a cop one day, mostly because he was high. The conversation went as follows:

"Hello, have you had anything to drink?"
"Yes sir I have."
points at Red Bull can
"Sir, I need to write you a ticket."

Anyway, I know USPS also has strict requirements, so this isn't unusual. I just didn't know that Fedex had Godfather-like capabilities.