Today, I met my manager's kid.

It isn't like I met her before, but it was my coworker's first time meeting her. This is the conversation that was relayed to me 3 separate times after she came with my manager to bring in food for the team.

She saw our new team member, who is... An older blond gentleman. His blond is so blond, it's almost white. He also maintains a buzzed cut, which makes him look older... That being said, this is the ensuing conversation.

"Is it your retirement party?"
"What?"
"I mean, is that why we're bringing all the food? Because you're retiring?"

YIKES. I felt so bad. I mean kids really do say the damnest things.