26 August 2017

Today I met some prepubescent boys.

We host League of Legends tournaments at work, which is fine... But as with prepubescent boys, they also sometimes haven't learned about the magic of deodorant. That's less ok.

During the event, we have rules about conduct... Like not swearing. Easy enough. Except some kids did and I had to "mom" them once I heard them swear. 

"Hey, you guys heard what he just said about conduct right?"
"Yes."
"And you don't want to get disqualified right?"
"No."
"I mean, it's not just you who gets disqualified but your friends will be too, right?"
"Yes."
"Don't do it again, I would hate for that to happen to you."
"Ok."

They looked genuinely remorseful, so I couldn't help but be amused. I guess I'm old enough to be "mom"-ing people.