Someone I met today owns a company with her husband.

The two of them ran a company for electrical services. While talking to them, it was clear the wife wanted to have a practical solution that wasn't based on a trend. The husband, however, just wanted the coolest, latest thing. I had explained the differences between a few products already, when the husband asked, "What's the difference between the book and the laptop."

She was irritated, and responded, "Eh, the difference is that this one get one GPU and that one doesn't."

I whispered a "thank you" as I was annoyed he wasn't listening and surprised she answered that way to him.

"Don't worry, I was listening."

While she didn't buy anything yet, she definitely did crack me up.