3 February 2017
Someone I met today was full of jokes... And so was I.
"Do you wanna hear the joke of the day?"
"Sure."
And so it went like this:
This guy brings his girlfriend to a football game. The girlfriend isn't from the US so he thought it would be a good idea to show her something new. They get to the game and he's cheering the team on and having a great time. He looked over at her, and she was super focused on the game, so he thought she was having fun too. When the game finished they discussed it:
"So babe, how'd you like football?"
"I didn't understand. It was so weird!"
"Weird?! What about it was weird?!"
"I don't understand why they're fighting over 25 cents."
"25 cents?"
"Yeah! I was so confused because they kept yelling, 'Get the quarterback!'
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The other funny customer was because I was drawing something and he walked in and saw what I was drawing. When he left, he got a chuckle when I said the caption, and gave me a fist bump. Because I'm that smooth.