Today I met a guy who insisted I go before him in line.

You ever do that weird thing where you and another person are going to walk into each other, but then you take a step to the side to get out of their way? Except instead of getting out of their way, you guys walk right back into each other.

We did that, a few times, and I really did insist he get checked out before I did... But he let me go first. He was there first, so it only made sense. But he insisted, until I finally acquiesced.

Man I can be awkward.